Friday, December 18, 2009

Thank you, and A Preview of things to come...

Dear Readers,

I would like to take a moment to thank you for allowing me to prevent you from accomplishing your tasks! Your patronage is greatly admired and awed.

As I am away on holiday, I will not be posting many updates for the remainder of 2009. Fear not, though, for there are many exciting developments to be revealed in 2010, including:

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Ford - Please understand the dangers of your Fusion car's reactor

They sent me this envelope:

...containing the following message:

This is imminently troubling; perhaps my fears are well-founded?

I was sadly not graced with a reply from these vagabonds.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Mitsubishi - Please help me fix my erratic car!

Mitsubishi's response:

My reply:

Their 2nd (second) respone:

Hyundai - Please help me activate amphibious mode

Their (first) reply:

My Response:

Their Second (2nd) reply:

That would explain the leaking.

JetBlue - Please enjoy my compliments on a job well done!

Their reply:

Nissan - Please let me buy a 2014 Sentra

Their reply:

Four Seasons - Please help me book a room in 2023

Their reply:

Lufthansa - Please cater my aerial wedding

Their reply:

Hi, I'm Fred, Welcome to my Website!

Dear Reader,

Thank you for visiting my site! I sincerely hope you enjoy my User Generated Content of Real Letters to Real People! I eagerly await your mellifluous comments and correspondence!

Kindly yours,

Fred Decatt