Saturday, January 5, 2013

Geico - Please send me a gecko!

Like many of you, I hate Geico. For no other reason than the fact that their commercials are omnipresent and soul-crushing. With this in mind, I decided to write them: 

Several days later, I received a box containing the following:
- A plush gecko (!)


- A borderline creepy calendar with pictures of the gecko in psuedo-sensual poses:







Naturally, I was not sated yet, so I composed the following:

Sadly, I received no response (even when submitting to them by email as a complaint regarding the non-responsiveness of their gecko representative). They were probably too busy printing up calendars of cavemen. 





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