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Dear Sir or Madam,
Letters by Fred Decatt
Monday, September 18, 2017
Gorton's Fisherman - Please bake my goldfish into a fishstick!
Dear friends,
I found some old letters! And old fish! Please enjoy.
With only a week delay, Mr. Gorton wrote me back:
Sadly for Tilapia, he will not be memorialized in a fishstick. But he will always be remembered. As a fish.
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