Blue Heron - Please cater my "extreme" Underwater wedding

Their insightful reply!:

Extreme reality TV!!!!

Amiee Alan - Please cater my Volcano wedding

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My final reply:

Sadly, they did not want to come to Kazakhstan

Hyundai - Please help me activate amphibious mode

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Their Second (2nd) reply:

That would explain the leaking.