Friday, December 18, 2009

Thank you, and A Preview of things to come...

Dear Readers,

I would like to take a moment to thank you for allowing me to prevent you from accomplishing your tasks! Your patronage is greatly admired and awed.

As I am away on holiday, I will not be posting many updates for the remainder of 2009. Fear not, though, for there are many exciting developments to be revealed in 2010, including:

- a letter that won me a free pair of skis and a magazine publication
- a letter that resulted in a call to my parents
- a letter that caused the police to come to my house

As a parting gift for 2009, I leave you with three unanswered letters; hopefully one day they will receive a matched response.

Sincerely yours,

Fred Decatt

Pepsi - Please label your diet sodas more carefully:

U.S. Naval Observatory - Please inform me about time travelling edicts:

Treasure Island - Please host my pirate-stripper wedding:


  1. you should take a picture of the skis

  2. The skis will be displayed in their full glory. Thanks for the tip, Anonymous!