Delta Airlines - Please let me purchase one of your uncomfortable seats!

I recently flew on Delta Airlines, and was impressed with their extreme discomfort. I decided to write the airline and praise them on their accomplishment:

25 days later (not to be concerned with the zombie movie of proximate name) I received the following: 

Jervis really is a great name. But they still seem to be missing the point: 

Apparently Jervis couldn't handle the heat, so he passed me off: 

These people really don't know how to take a compliment. Oh well. Guess I'll have to look up "the more popular airline boneyards" online (are there less popular airline boneyards?). Stay tuned...