Sunday, September 9, 2012

General Mills - Please discontinue production of your offensive cereal, Cheerios!

Inspired by a true, similar story, I composed the following:

Several weeks later, GM wrote back:

Apparently they didn't share my thoughts and concerns with anyone, as I got no calls about my lightly textured wheat squares business opportunity. I thusly sent them the same message via their website, but received only the following:

Either they think "quick" means over three months, or they are just blatantly lying in their email. What insolence! Or else they still just can't figure out on earth there is offensive about the shape... I'd like to think it's the former though. And to think I used to feed GM products to my cats...

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