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Dear Sir or Madam,
Letters by Fred Decatt
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Kensington Hilltop - Please let me train my seeing-eye cats on your campus!
After careful consideration, they reply with the following email:
Perhaps we can have a field trip to the rodeo instead to try out the cats? Why are cats so useless?
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Pennywise
March 1, 2010 at 12:24 PM
I was expecting clown porn!
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I was expecting clown porn!
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